I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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