still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Randomize
