awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
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