Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
how drunk are you?
Several
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Randomize
