New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
As shirtless as possible
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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