apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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