It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
My dad is sitting where you rode me
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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