so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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