i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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