If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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