i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
