I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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