She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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