I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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