Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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