If i come over, it means nothing
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Randomize
