Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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