is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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