if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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