I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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