proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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