My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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