do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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