Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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