Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
just found out that she named her cat after me.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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