office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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