he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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