We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
