nut hugger
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I think a kid would responsible me up
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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