There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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