Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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