you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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