He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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