You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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