That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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