So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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