There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
We need a shit load of segways right now
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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