i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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