God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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