We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
