Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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