They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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