She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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