Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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