I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Even my vagina gasped.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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