eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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