It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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