i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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