So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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