all she had left on were here heels. phone five
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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