Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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